okay but the real question is would alistair tell his kids dad jokes
They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst.
"Will the circle be unbroken, by and by, by and by? Is a better home awaiting in the sky, oh in the sky?"
this au shall now proliferate under the tag #noir age
yeah but consider this:
- shepard making fun of garrus for being younger than her
- garrus making fun of shepard for being shorter than him
- the two of them bickering on missions
- “hey cortez, do we have the baby on board sign on the shuttle? garrus is here, we might need to bring out the baby seat”
- "shepard, i would tell you to duck, but it seems like your height has already got you covered"
- james keeping track with a points system
"I just realized who those two are!"
my tablet pen is doing this weird thing so these are all rushed